#47: Positive Role Models

[JEFF and SCOTT stand on the edge of a wall. They are drunk.]

-Let’s get fucked up.
-Ok
-Put your head in the toaster
-OK
-Put a knife in this man
-Ok
-Jump off this cliff
-Ok
-TAKE A DRINK, SCOTTY
-OK
-TAKE ANOTHER DRINK, SCOTT!
-OKAY!
-Why don’t you take a drink?
-I wanted to get fucked up!
-Ok
-Let’s dance til the night stops being long!
-Ok
-I WANT TO GET FUCKED UP
-YES
-YES JEFF
-YOU CAN DO THIS SCOTT
-Let’s jump off this cliff
-Let’s hold hands
-Let’s do it
-FUCKING DO IT
-LET’S DO THIS SCOTT!
-HOLD MY FUCKING HAND!

[They jump.]

ENDS

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