[A phone call.]
-Hello
-Hello
-I would like to speak with Karen Roberts
-Yes this is she. Who is this?
-Hi, Karen. This is Sophia. I work for Kings College London Development and Alumni Team. We are checking in with many of our graduates at the moment as it’s been a year since you graduated. I have a few questions. Is that ok?
-Yes of course
-Can I ask you whether you are employed at the moment?
-No
-Oh, are you volunteering?
-No, I’m a shell of my former self
-Right
-I’m going to hang out now, Sophia and you can take to other people who have actually done something with their degrees
-Thank you for your time.
-No, thank you.
[Dialling tone.]