#158: The outdoors on your doorstep

[A tour guide in the heart of the mountains addresses a large group.]

Hello, my name is Tim and I will be your tour guide for the next few weeks, as we explore the hidden history of this landscape. Do we have everyone here!?

Gather round! Gather round!

You wanted stories of mountain fires and dragons? You wanted more hustle and bustle than the cities you came from? You wanted souvenirs and scenery? You wanted GOLF beyond your wildest dreams?

YOU’VE COME TO THE RIGHT PLACE, ENGLAND!

WELCOME TO WALES!

[A child cries.]

ENDS

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