[First year of school. A teacher takes a register at the start of the day.]
-Settle down now. Now after I say your name, you will say ‘Yes’. Good morning, 1A
-GOOD MORNING, MISS PATTISON!
[A hush falls over the room.]
-Calm down, Yvonne
[The entire class looks round to reveal DAMIEN. Some audible gasps. A boy dressed up as a cat. He’s different but not in an evil way.]
-Damien, you look wonderful today.
-I picked it myself
-Thank you, Miss Pattison
-What are you doing, George? Put that down!
-Sorry, Miss Pattison